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Yes I have put a remote on myself and turned it up to 100 ( the video is on Youtube) i have also put the prong on myself and my wife has corrected me (the video is on Youtube) and if we are going to go down that road of comparing what we do to dogs that we should do to me, yes I have eaten dog food out of a bowl, and if any spills I also eat the food off of the floor, I drink water out of a bowl on the ground as well as puddles outside and usually out of the toilet as my whole family laughs about it.<br \/>\nI lately have been sleeping in a crate in the living room, no need for a pillow or a blanket, I have a habit of chewing them up at night. I remember one time I ate a blanket and I had to go to the emergency room (insurance did not cover the ambulance ride, they said it was not an accident, it could have been prevented if my family was more responsible and did not put things in my bed that I ate) damn HMO get you every time. Once the surgery was done, Yes I did have to wear the cone of shame, for some reason the Dr thought that I would actually lick the wound on my stomach and try to take out the stiches&#8230;uh hello? did you see me at Yoga class, I can&#8217;t even touch my toes, though the thought of licking my own balls, i must say does sound appealing. <\/p>\n<p>I have also been desexed, yep, when I was 1 year old, my parents brought me in and removed my balls. If you are wondering if I walk outside in the snow barefoot, damn right I do, i love running around in the snow naked. 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